Chuckling With the 20 Most Funny and Witty April Fools’ Day Quotes

Posted By Dupont on March 21, 2011
in Our Holiday

The first day of April is celebrated widely as All Fools’ Day, a holiday characterized by pranks, practical jokes and other forms of mischief. It is one of the most light-hearted days of the year. Some people might spend days thinking up tricks to pull on their friends or family, while some people don’t like it. For those people, they can enjoy this funny and happy time easily with a laugh by themselves, reading these hilarious April Fools’ quotes, to get chuckling on a day when they need a break from the boring routine lives.

  • Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
    ~Sacha Guitry
  • The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
    ~Mark Twain
  • Foolproof systems tend to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
    ~Gene Brown
  • When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
    ~Cynthia Heimel
  • A fool flatters himself; a wise man flatters the fool.
    ~ Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
  • Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.
    ~ Benjamin Franklin
  • Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
    ~Chinese Proverb
  • Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
    ~ Jewish Proverb
  • It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.
    ~Spanish Proverb
  • If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.
    ~Welsh Proverb
  • Even the gods love jokes.
  • A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
    ~Henry Louis Mencken
  • A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
    ~Robert Frost
  • The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
    ~George Orwell
  • Silence is the virtue of fools.
    ~ Francis Bacon
  • It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
    ~Anatole France
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.
    ~ Abraham Lincoln
  • You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
    ~ Colette

The spirit of April Fools’ Day is that you don’t have to play practical jokes to get a chuckle out of this relaxing day. Just take comfort from some of the funny and witty quotes above and laugh from the bottom of the heart.

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