10 Funny Back to School Quotes

The new school year is just around the corner. Some are overjoyed to see friends and start a new grade level. Some wish that summer would never end. Whether you are happy or disappointed that school is starting, here are 10 funny quotes to inspire you for the approaching school year. There are back to school quotes for students, teachers and parents.

#1 For the moms
“If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.” -Edgar W. Howe

#2 For those of faith
“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.” -Author Unknown

#3 For Politicians
“But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.” -Ronald Reagan

#4 For kids
“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.” Gracie Allen

#5 For teachers
“There are three good reasons to be a teacher – June, July, and August.” – Author Unknown

#6 For the student
“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.” -Winston Churchill

#7 For the Class Clown
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.” Peter De Vries

#8 For the question asker
“What’s another word for thesaurus?” Steven Wright.

#9 For unruly children
“When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.” – Mark Twain

#10 For anyone who lives or works with kids
“Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.” – E. C. McKenzie

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