Top Michael Jackson Jokes

Posted By admin on June 26, 2009
in Special Focus

According to Web Usage Associates (and Public Notary), the following ten Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.

Michael Jackson Joke 1

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Michael Jackson Joke 2

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Michael Jackson Joke 3

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

A: Because there are twenty of them.

Michael Jackson Joke 4

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Michael Jackson Joke 5

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.

Michael Jackson Joke 6

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Michael Jackson Joke 7

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Michael Jackson Joke 8

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?

A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson Joke 9

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?

A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

Michael Jackson Joke 10

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. (Michael Jackson’s son) – you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby.

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