Top Michael Jackson Jokes

According to Web Usage Associates (and Public Notary), the following ten Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.

Michael Jackson Joke 1

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Michael Jackson Joke 2

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Michael Jackson Joke 3

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

A: Because there are twenty of them.

Michael Jackson Joke 4

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Michael Jackson Joke 5

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.

Michael Jackson Joke 6

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Michael Jackson Joke 7

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Michael Jackson Joke 8

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?

A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson Joke 9

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?

A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

Michael Jackson Joke 10

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. (Michael Jackson’s son) – you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby.

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